She talks of locking herself in her bedroom and playing with her Barbie dolls incessantly.
But what effect has it had on her clever, sensible daughter? Yes apparently at 24 I have had an eye lift.
Even I understood what that meant, and I would certainly hope an international, hand-picked team of hydrothermal submarine vent-geologists and unsupported-risk-analysts wouldn't be asking to phone a friend.
This was a simple misunderstanding.
They look at the ones they've made, and altered, and at other ones that have been made, and altered, and it's probably 15 years since their wives' own accoutrements resembled anything approaching breasts.
I like expression on a face.